Monday, March 9, 2009

What????

Sassy, "Mom, I need a sheeshu!"

Me, "You need a dog?"

Sassy, "Mom, I need a sheeshu!!"

Me, "You need to go potty?!"

Sassy, "MOM, I need a sheeshu!!!"

Me, "Show me....show me, I don't know what you are saying!"

Doughie, "Mom, she is asking for a TISSUE (she says this really slow because it is obvious to everyone that I am mentally incompetent.)

Me, "A tissue? OF COURSE! I KNEW THAT....." Honestly, the amount of nose fodder smeared on her cheek and her elaborate gesturing at her face (Vanna White has nothing on my kid) should have been my first clues...but I have never professed to be a crack whiz....CSI Miami is not knocking on my door for my mind--just my body!


That is me on the far right--obviously! I reign "the look" in when I am at home, work, or play. (Why the random reference and pic? My brother told me I will get more people to look at my blog if I include pics--even if they don't pertain. So we will find out!)

Share (PRETTY PLEASE) if you have had trouble understanding your little ones.....

9 comments:

JulieJ said...

They always say that parents understand their own children. But I think it is the siblings. I always have to ask C and B to interpret for T.

Amberly said...

My kids have to interpret for each other, it is a complicated language they speak!

2busy said...

Pictures are aesthetically pleasing. Sheeshu please, I'm crying over the beauty of the CSI Miami people

William said...

I'm impressed that Sassy will ask for a tissue! Don't get me wrong - I don't underestimate your parental skills! It's just that most of the kids I know would have found another way to dispose of the undesirables. No worries... I won't elaborate. :)

Robert said...

Wow, you and your CSI friends are hot!! You should invite them over sometime.... except Caruso, he's not invited.

stoner said...

Robbie, do you have something against redheads? Hmmm?

Caruso is great at stating the obvious...."Sassy just spilled.....I believe....that mess....should be.....cleaned....up....." Or is that more like a Captain Kirk delivery?

stoner said...

I won't invite him because Gary would just be tempted to beat him up...you know how prejudiced he is....:D

Gary said...

It is everyone's duty to beat up any redhead you see, otherwise they get out of control. Just look at carrot top. He clearly hasn't been beaten up enough....or maybe he got beat up too much....

Tina said...

When Hunter was little we were driving somewhere and he kept asking for a kissyou. I was thinking he was so sweet and wanted a kiss...a few frustrated exchange later he said in a much exasperated voice 'moahahahm, I want a FLEENEX.'
Carson, who had speech for 3+ years, used to say juice, cheese and shoes...and it was the same word.
I think in most cases kids are hard to understand. In Carson's case, I was the only one who understood him. He had a 20%intelligibilty with others. I tend to notice kids now who need speech :)