Sassy, "Mom, I need a sheeshu!"
Me, "You need a dog?"
Sassy, "Mom, I need a sheeshu!!"
Me, "You need to go potty?!"
Sassy, "MOM, I need a sheeshu!!!"
Me, "Show me....show me, I don't know what you are saying!"
Doughie, "Mom, she is asking for a TISSUE (she says this really slow because it is obvious to everyone that I am mentally incompetent.)
Me, "A tissue? OF COURSE! I KNEW THAT....." Honestly, the amount of nose fodder smeared on her cheek and her elaborate gesturing at her face (Vanna White has nothing on my kid) should have been my first clues...but I have never professed to be a crack whiz....CSI Miami is not knocking on my door for my mind--just my body!
That is me on the far right--obviously! I reign "the look" in when I am at home, work, or play. (Why the random reference and pic? My brother told me I will get more people to look at my blog if I include pics--even if they don't pertain. So we will find out!)
Share (PRETTY PLEASE) if you have had trouble understanding your little ones.....