Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hop on my back Mom!

Sassy regularly asks me to "Hop on her back." Besides going to jail, I wonder what would happen if I ever tried? Poor little thing wouldn't know what squished her.....

Somehow...I think it would look like this cartoon. Except you would only see her toes sticking out of my stomach!


Do you kids ever ask you to do anything crazy?

7 comments:

Amberly said...

Abby asks me on a regular basis if she can drive. "I can do it Mom I promise, I'm tall enough!!".

stoner said...

Amberly, my little Sassy is a backseat driver. Sometimes it is funny, other times, downright annoying. She will scream, "It is green! It is green! GO!" And I will say, "I have to wait for the person in front of me first." And she will say, "Just run them over." I am worried about her....It looks like she was born with a healthy sense of road rage--I am so proud! :P

Jana said...

My kids want to drive too. They fight over who gets to steer home from church.

I'm the one that always ask them to do crazy stuff. I'll tell Kayt, "I'll give you a dollar if you eat this pepper."

Loved the cartoon!

William said...

Not much related, but Booger-boy from school will often offer me a Cheeto. When I turn him down, he insists, "but they're so good!" Of course, I'm thinking, "Gah!... Like I'd eat anything you had in your hands, buddy!"

Then, if I'm not paying close attention to him, when he is finished eating his Cheetos, he'll roll the cheetle into a boogery ball and eat that too! Gah!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheetle

stoner said...

Cheetle? I learn something new every day.....

Your description of his cheetoh cheetle made me want to yack! Gross! Gross! Gross! I read it to Robert...and he concurs.....

stoner said...

Crap! I can't even spell cheetos right!

William said...

I had to look up the spelling of Cheetos before I posted... so don't feel too bad.

At least you didn't misspell "discreet"... repeatedly!