Sassy and I were out shopping at a local Wal-Mart--good times. Anyway, every time someone would pass us, she would say, "My mom likes to tickle herself!" The first time I heard it, I was shocked, laughed too loudly, and mumbled a comment about my "little monkey and the crazy things she says." Thankfully, Sassy can be hard to understand and most of the people just smiled blankly and walked quickly on. Well, by the fifth person, I knew my odds of someone understanding were getting greater. So, we stopped on an abandoned pet supplies aisle and I told her, "Sassy, I don't tickle myself."
She said, "Yes you do!"
Again, I said, "I don't know what you are talking about...but I don't tickle myself."
She said, "You do it everyday! I see you!"
Me, "You see me? You must be dreaming--my little monkey!"
She said, "No! You do it everyday with this!" At this, she pointed to the package of deoderant in the bottom of my cart.
How funny...I wonder what she thinks while I am doing other things.....I shudder to think what she supposes I am doing when I clean my ears or shave my legs.....:D
Pic of Big C tickling me. I was really enjoying it apparantly.