Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tickle?

Sassy and I were out shopping at a local Wal-Mart--good times. Anyway, every time someone would pass us, she would say, "My mom likes to tickle herself!" The first time I heard it, I was shocked, laughed too loudly, and mumbled a comment about my "little monkey and the crazy things she says." Thankfully, Sassy can be hard to understand and most of the people just smiled blankly and walked quickly on. Well, by the fifth person, I knew my odds of someone understanding were getting greater. So, we stopped on an abandoned pet supplies aisle and I told her, "Sassy, I don't tickle myself."

She said, "Yes you do!"

Again, I said, "I don't know what you are talking about...but I don't tickle myself."

She said, "You do it everyday! I see you!"

Me, "You see me? You must be dreaming--my little monkey!"

She said, "No! You do it everyday with this!" At this, she pointed to the package of deoderant in the bottom of my cart.

How funny...I wonder what she thinks while I am doing other things.....I shudder to think what she supposes I am doing when I clean my ears or shave my legs.....:D


Pic of Big C tickling me. I was really enjoying it apparantly.

7 comments:

JulieJ said...

Thanks for a laugh this early morning. I needed it.

2busy said...

Oh my gosh! I'm laughing so hard. I think I had a dirty mind there for a minute!

stoner said...

2busy....I think we must share the same dirty mind......:D I was afraid that the shoppers might jump to the wrong conclusion too.....

William said...

Too funny... I honestly didn't know where that one was headed! :D

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "thank you for tickling yourself!"

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In the photograph, it appears that Big C may have become carried away with the tickling! It's important to know that what at first seems to be harmless and fun can turn to humiliation and embarrassment later. It is especially risky when both parties are fully clad in white!

stoner said...

Ahh! Willy! You always make me laugh. I will remember the "all white" tip next time!

Dellp said...

Yikes! Quite an expression you have going on there. You MUST have been enjoying it.

Trust Sassy to tell the world. Someday she is going to get you into trouble.

Tina said...

Ah, yes. The things our children tell others...I do believe one of my kids told someone I didn't have a penis...which, oddly enough is true...and probably apparent to the average person.