To prevent perverts and other blog-stalkers from knowing our names, we will all have non de plumes. Papa will be "Big C". He had many other suggestions, however, I want to keep this blog clean.
Our oldest will be called "Doughie". Why Doughie? This is a name her little sister came up with years ago. If I knew why, and how to fix the economy, I would be a rich woman. So, we will call her the flattering name of "Doughie". (In later years, It will provide her therapist even more fodder.)
"Doughie" (She is the one smiling.)
Our youngest will be called "Sassy Bee". In the past, I have called her "Sassy B" and my brother thought it was short for "Sassy Bi*$#". (He must have real high opinions of my parenting skills.)
"Sassy Bee" (She is the one smiling.)
As for our other 5 children, we will refer to them as the "Others". This will be our ode to "Lost."
Here I am with some of the "Others". I will also be the demented voice of the blog.